| | Heather, why do you keep introducing me to your latest boyfriend. This week it's Fucktard X. Last time it was Corporal Shitferbrains. Before that, Johnson Cumtits. Why do you expect me to remember their names? I have better things to do than remember these worthless fuckers, suc as box hunting.
How bout this. Just keep dating guys named John. This way, I'm always covered. I'll always know I can say "hey, john" and the neanderthal of the week can grunt back. This shouldn't put a dent in your fucked-up, my-father-touched-me-so-this-is-what-I-call-a love life because clearly you don't have any fucking criteria for choosing who you date other than any motherfucker with a nubb between their legs. This will give you some direction in life, you coked up whore.
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| | Posted 7/18/2006 11:20 PM - 24 Views - 0 eProps - 0 comments
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